How to make yourself understood in an emergency

When you are IN the situation where you really, really need to relieve yourself through your uppermost intestinal opening, knowing how to express your need is crucial. It is recommended that you read and learn the following words by heart, so that next time you need them they'll be able to leave your mouth before anything else does.

I have tried grading the words from the acceptable language you can use for emptying your stomach on the business class of any trans-Atlantic flight to the more rudish language you would use when travelling drunk with a minor bus company.

• "Excuse me, miss flight-attendant. Would you be able to help me with a device for regurgitating, somewhere in the immediate future?"
• "Oh dear, I seem to be a little bit nauseated. Uhm... Quite a bit, actually."
• "Would you be terribly offended if I ejected?"
• "I think I'll just go back in the plane and launch."
• "My body is ready for some serious emitting rather soon now."
• "Anyone want to join me for some spouting?"
• "Could you just turn around, I will disgorge now."
• "You don't mind me choking, gagging and retching while you eat, do you?"
• "Ten.. nine.. eight.. seven.. Sick! *throw up*"
• "This seems to be an exceptionally good occasion for hurling!"
• "I think I'm going to be sick."
• "StopthebusI'mabouttovomit."
• "GOTTA PUKE! *barfbarfbarf*"
• "HNNNNGHHH! *spew*"

I would very much like it if people around the world could provide me with further matching expressions from their languages. If you can add to my collection, through GIFs or preferrably by snailmailing me more packages for puking (unused, PLEASE!), that would give you a very special place in my heart.

Norwegian section:

English, tasteless section:

"I'm about to...
- blow chunks in technicolor.
- spew forth with great purpose.
- create a new addition to the Great Lakes - only cleaner.
- add some frogmen to the porcelain ocean.
- sing the spews.
- visit cousin Rolf at the lake of aque blue water."

Talking with Ralph on the Big White Phone.
Hey, when you lose breakfast while engaging in ice sports, is that a curl hurl?

And then there's of course the nice touch some of the cars carry:

• "FORD!" - Like, when something goes up your throat mighty fast...
• "BU-ICK!" - Kinda similar to the P-word.
• "HYUNDAI!" - Sounds familiar, eh?

Australian

Brazilian Portuguese

• To vomit = "Vomitar", and then you bend it around some grammatical rules.
• Botar pra fora = Something like "putting it outside.
• Regurgitar = Puking, but mainly when babies do it.
• Passar mal = To feel not very well
• Ver de novo o Jantar = To see your meal for the second time

Chinese:

Danish:

To speak in the big, white telephone = At tale i den store, hvide telefon.
To speak to Ulrik = At snakke med Ulrik (which is a fairly common Danish name, which sounds ESPECIALLY hurly when it's pronounced by a Dane)
To throw a cake = At kaste en kage.

Dutch:

Finnish:

• ajaa bussia (to drive a bus, most often used when hurling into a toilet, and the person performing is holding the toilet seat as if it was a steering wheel.)
• antaa ylen (Politically correct)
• laatata/laatoittaa/heittää laattaa.
• oksenta (The dictionary says this)
• puhua norjaa (Literally "to speak Norwegian". Supposedly the Norwegian language spoken sounds like people hurling to Finnish people. Go figure!)
• puklata (Slang, slightly inspired by English, maybe)
• yrjötä
  
• ykettää (A bit more childish)
  

• oksennus (Used in the dictionary)
• laatta (Also means "slab", a sort of tile. Laatoitta (look above) means "to place slabs", probably because sometimes you are on your knees/crawling, as if you were putting down slabs. Also, bathroom floors often are made of this kind of tiles.
  
• yrjö, (Yrjö is a boy name and roughly translates to George)
  
• yketys
  

French:

Hebrew

Korean:

The Koreans have a lot of medical tricks. Here's Korea's best kept secret: Put a piece of anti muscle-pain pad on your belly. It will keep travel sickness away in any conditions up to, but not including, typhoons at sea. Another traditional way to keep that hurling feeling away is to massage down your left arm towards the fingers, and then tie the first knuckle of the thumb so that blood is trapped within it. Then use a need to puncture your thumb at the knuckle (a very small hole is needed), so that you can see a dark drop of blood. It works great for both air and sea sickness as well as against severe indigestion. I have no idea whatsoever who came up with this stuff in the first place.

Swedish:

• Aashild Hage Ebbing, Athens TX / Vinstra, Norway
• Aina Småvik, Fiin-Trondheim, Norway
• Alex Tromp, Apeldoorn, the Netherlands
• Asle Kristiansen, Oslo, Norway
• Bengt Alverborg, Swede fiddling with phones in Dallas, Texas
• Brenda Finster, Newbury Park, California, USA
• Daniel Salber, France.
• Fred McKinney, Missouri, USA
• Geir Sørensen, Trondheim, Norway
• Gjertrud Pedersen, Tromsø, Norway
• Jacques Bouchard, Canada
• Janus Helmin Welling, Denmark (.dk [decay])
• Jay Goldberg, Texas
• Jennifer Yuan, Minnesota, USA
• Jens G. Balchen, Saint Etienne, Norway
• Jere Knuuttila, Otaniemi, Finland
• Jonas Claeson, Stockholm, Sweden
• Jonas Wallgren, Linkøping, Sweden
• Leonard Migliore, Mountain View, California
• Maria Almeida, Brazil
• Martin H. Booda, at the Mississippi Gulf Coast, USA
• Niall Doherty, Sydney, NSW, Australia
• Peter Warren, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
• Ron Ames, probably in Kansas
• Rune Lillesveen, Trondheim, Norway
• Shinobu Yoshino, Urayasu city, Chiba, Japan
• Stijn Deventer, Belgium
• Tonya Whelan, Seattle, USA
• Woongkil Jang, Pusan, South Korea